Episode 32: Desperation

Episode 32: Is Which Desperation Strikes (7.19.2020)

First and foremost, I am one episode away from a month of freedom! Haha! HAHAHA!

Secondly, this is the longest episode of the series, so far, and the next episode is only going to be longer. I am not looking forward to it…at all. After that, there’ll be a 4-6 week hiatus while I finish writing Arc 2 during which I will release the occasional minisode and maybe…maybe…make my dream of remaking episode 1 come true.

Who knows?

Problems

I’m not entirely sure about this one. It was alright, I’ve got a system down and it’s as good as I can currently make it. I don’t actually have much to say .

I wrote it.

I made it.

It’s done.

Maybe I’m just really looking forward to taking some time off? Don’t get me wrong, this is a lot of fun, but it’s been every week for nearly half a year (maybe more?).

I *did* edit the website…still in the middle of editing really…but I’m hoping it’s nicer to…look at.

Personal Life

I play a pansexual tiefling paladin who can only tell the truth and senses lies (and is currently hiding the fact that she’s a paladin from most of the group. I really want to know what would have happened if our wizard used her blood when trying to tear a hole between dimensions) Why? Because she’s fucking fantastic and 3(?) years ago a friend of mine begged me to join the first campaign she was DMing and I never left (I played a half-orc bard with an absolutely debilitating fear of women who’s chosen instrument was a kazoo which he transported in an otherwise empty lute case). My Tiefling has recently agreed to eat a hrulga (in our campaign this is a lawful(?) evil carnivorous horse with very sharp claws, even the one we worked with tried to kill us a handful of times), in front of it’s surviving brethren…because that’s the only way she’s allowed to eat it.

It might legit kill her, but she’s infernal and it’s infernal and I am banking really hard on that CON save.

Why am I eating it?

Because I think I can and only 6 different NPCs and three of four other PCs have tried to stop me. Still…if my god doesn’t expressly come down and stop me, how bad could it be?

This is a wonderful way to say that nothing interesting has happened in real life because COVID and well…child. I haven’t been to the gym in months and it’s slowly killing me.

Sound Effects from Freesound.org

Flashlight

Mechanical__metal-click-sound__mkoenig

381145__sheeks1__mechanic-1

Door Unlock/lock

159230__noirenex__deepscan

422852__ipaddeh__door-unlocking

Android on marble

Body__male-foot-walk-marble-stereo__ragamuffin

Mechanical__servo-noises__peridactyloptrix

Puke

518788__sonicquinn__footsteps-frozenpuddles-002

Manhandling and Injection

491760__lourii__banging-head

39549__the-bizniss__pen-cap

86187__stevemannella__pulling-fluid-into-syringe-1-2

Fabric__pull something out of pocket__barkerspinhead

Chair Hatov

Screenplay Theater: changed pitch, speed, added/removed bass

ST_chair_ruckus.wav

https://freesound.org/people/ScreenplayTheater/sounds/180685/

pcruzn

https://freesound.org/people/pcruzn/sounds/209579/

209579__pcruzn__windy-transition

Episode

181635__capslok__tools-screw-clamp

505698__ryansitz__revolver-spin

120205__sportygurl37__belt

Household__taping nails on wood__nomfundo-k

Fabric__fast-fabric-rustle__nothayama

Fabric__unzipping-bag__ftpalad

Household__rummaging-through-items__jandre160108

Impact__hit-table__bellick

Household__door-front-opening-a__inspectorj

Fabric__crouching-and-getting-up-dress__usamah

Fabric__heavy-fabric-dancing__humga

338116__splicesound__vomit-puking-spilling-water-onto-grass-splat

Music

Court of the Queen by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3557-court-of-the-queen

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Danse Macabre by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3601-danse-macabre

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Published by ItMe

It me. Who wrote this? It me. Why is the sound quality so bad? It me. Who voiced it? Honest to god, if it wasn't me we got a problem.

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